AMSTERDAM. A local entrepreneur watched in despair as the business card he gave away just seconds earlier was tossed unceremoniously into a waste basket. The wealthy VC who feigned interest in the entrepreneur’s pitch neither looked at the card, nor made any attempt to hide its disposal. “I was surprised he didn’t even peek at my card,” said the man behind the clothes-share platform that’s a cross between Tinder and AirBNB or something. “Especially after he was so subtle when he looked over my shoulder for someone more interesting to talk to. His loss; I just had those babies printed out. Portrait, baby. Portrait.”

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