Latest Company Slogans

New slogan for @Booking.com 
*Why should hotels get their whole margin?
*Skimming a little off hotels’ top since 1996

 

New slogan for @Heineken
Heineken: it’s Dutch for “Budweiser.”

 

New slogan for @OculusRift
Oculus Rift: The reality is virtual; the headache and nausea are totally real.

 

New slogan for @tumblr
Tumblr. Where else are you gonna go when PornHub is down?

 

Slogan for @albertheijn
Albert Heijn. Everything a Dutch person needs: 2 kinds of cereal, 2 kinds of toothpaste, and after 4pm, no bread.

 

New slogan for @Spotify
Spotify: We make our commercials extra annoying so you’ll go premium

 

New slogan for @evernote
Evernote: Sure we’re bloated & slow, but what are you gonna do, move everything to Google Keep?

 

New slogan for @Airbnb
AirBNB: All the hotel, none of the permits.

 

New Slogan for @SlackHQ
“Slack – Because Four Internal Messaging Systems Just Wasn’t Enough”

 

New Slogan for Apple Pencil from @apple
Apple Pencil – the accessory that says, “I have 109 euros I don’t need.”

 

New Slogan for @uber
Uber – and you thought we treated our female passengers badly.


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